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Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

assassination attempts, criminal behavior, law enforcement, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, murdering Trump, police incompetence, political extremism, political rhetoric, political violence, presidential assassination, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, PvP, secret service, security threats, Server, threat assessment, Trumps, White House security

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

EN Koyori, long tail tags, Minecraft, PixelPunch, Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on chickens. So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s have a blast together!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Boundaries, Church, Communication Issues, Emotional distance, family dynamics, fertility struggles, grandmother-grandchild relationship, lack of care, Minecraft, miscarriages, MommyCraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissist, neglect, no contact, party house, self-care, Server, social media, toxic relationships, traumatic birth

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

NoNephewNannies

Anime, aunt, baby girl, babysit, chicken, confusion, cousin, cousins, exclusion, family, kfc, Manga, Nephews, NoNephewNannies, refusing, room, Spouses, Theme Park, uncle, update, vacation

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

bouncing back, embracing failure, growth mindset., learning from failure, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, Minecraft, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming failure, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, resilience in adversity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, turning mistakes into lessons

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Have you ever accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper thinking it was a friendly pet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your mistakes and turn them into epic wins! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing your blocks). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

SimpleLuxCraft

basic luxury, common luxury, easy luxury, effortless luxury, everyday luxury, hidden luxury, humble luxury, luxury, minor luxury, modest luxury, ordinary luxury, overlooked luxury, simple luxury, SimpleLuxCraft, small luxury, subtle luxury, unacknowledged luxury, unassuming luxury, uncomplicated luxury, underappreciated luxury, unnoticed luxury

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the simple luxury of unlimited diamonds is just the beginning of the madness! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with laser beams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Ender Dragon. Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party the night away with mobs and villagers alike.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Hold on tight and prepare for a wild ride as you zoom through the explosive twists and turns of this one-of-a-kind attraction.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of luxury and absurdity that you never knew you needed. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

RockinBelarus56

Arrests, authoritarianism, Belarusian government, Censorship, civil rights, concertgoers, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Lukashenko, music festival, opposition movement, Police Brutality, political dissent, political repression, protest, protest crackdown, Régime, rock concert, RockinBelarus56, southern Belarus

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta hear this wild story first. so, like, there was this crazy rock concert in southern belarus, right? and guess what, lukashenko’s regime came and arrested 56 people! like, who does that at a rock concert, man? so now, we gotta band together on this server and show them who’s boss. join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even start a rock band in minecraft. let’s stick it to the man and have a blast while doing it. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s rock this server!

BarkCraft: Woof in Any Language!

Animal Behavior, animal sounds, Bark, BarkCraft, barking patterns, canine communication, Communication, communication studies, cross-cultural communication, Cultural differences, dog behavior, Dogs, Language, language development, language diversity, Languages, linguistic variation, linguistics, Multilingual, pet behavior, pet language, vocalizations, woof

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so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over ur screen. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha cha slide.

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.

Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

2024.., Adventure, Builder, building, Community, Contests, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Exploration, friendship, Griefing, July 20th, LAUGH, launch date, Minecraft, Nexus, rules, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Terrible, Vanilla

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Nexus Survival Server Information
Version:	Minecraft 1.21
Type:	Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events:	Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

FAQs

Q: When does the server open?

A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!

Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.

Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!

Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.

Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

MineTrail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.

Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	147	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dimension Hops:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9545
Villages Defended:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Ultimate ofm onboarding Minecraft Servers

Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

NoNephewNannies

Stats November 22, 2024

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SimpleLuxCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

RockinBelarus56

Stats November 22, 2024

BarkCraft: Woof in Any Language!

Stats November 22, 2024

Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

Stats November 22, 2024

FAQs

Q: When does the server open?

Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

MineTrail Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Animals Bred:	194

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	4879
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2