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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5852 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 804238 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!