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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3971 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?