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BlockyLifeLessons

Behavior, Beliefs, BlockyLifeLessons, Childhood, children, consequences, damaging lessons, Development, education, Future, HARMFUL, Impact, influence, learning, lessons learned, NEGATIVE, parenting, society, teaching, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are your kids learning how to build a basic dirt hut in Minecraft? Boring! Join our server and they’ll learn how to build a castle made entirely of TNT! Who needs safety when you have explosions, amirite? Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where players can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s like a poultry apocalypse down there! So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most chaotic and ridiculous server you’ve ever seen!

OlympicCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, city, concerns, controversy, Crisis, decision, France, Government, leadership, Mayor, Minecraft, OlympicCraft, olympics, Paris, Politics, potential consequences, public opinion, Server, snap elections, speculation, Timing, Troubling, Upcoming Events

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!

we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.

not to mention, we have the most lit community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool they make the polar ice caps look warm.

so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

BlockyBountyKillers

approach, Assassination, BlockyBountyKillers, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, hostage situation, idf, Israel, kill hostages, MIDDLE EAST, Military, operatives, orders, palestine, RETALIATION, SECURITY, standing orders, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there’s this secret underground base on the server where a group of llamas are actually trained Hamas operatives. They have standing orders to kill any hostages if the IDF (that’s the Incredibly Dangerous Friends) approaches. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games, right? So come join us and see if you can survive the llama uprising! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

BeeCraftHazFun

apiary, backyard beekeeping, bee behavior, bee health, bee products, BeeCraftHazFun, Beekeepers, beekeeping, Environmental Protection, gardening, hazmat detail, hive management, honey production, honeybees, insect control, overlap, pollination, protective gear, Sustainable Agriculture, urban beekeeping, venn diagram

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

u ever wanted to beekeep in a hazmat suit? well now u can on our server! we got bees that shoot lasers and flowers that explode when u pick them. it’s like gardening on steroids, but without the roid rage. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted bee suit and a pet creeper that only explodes when u want it to. come for the bees, stay for the chaos. buzz buzz, mothertruckers.

VaxCraft2021

advanced trial, Covid vaccine, dual protection, flu and Covid vaccine, flu vaccine, healthcare innovation, infectious diseases, medical breakthrough, Moderna, Moderna vaccine, pandemic response, public health, two-in-one vaccine, vaccination campaign, vaccine approval, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine research, vaccine safety, vaccine trial, VaxCraft2021

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	987	Votes:	4475
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret potion that turns diamonds into real-life cash! Can you believe it?! But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that transports you to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. It’s like a dream come true, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

PixelTaxi Minecraft Server

Anime, binge-worthy, character-driven, crime solving, dark humor, Hidden Secrets, intriguing plot, japanese animation, Minecraft, Mystery, oddball characters, oddtaxi, PixelTaxi, psychological thriller, quirky personalities, rabu shirakawa, Server, Suspenseful, taxi driver, Tokyo setting, unconventional protagonist, unexpected twists., unique storytelling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our server, where the sheep wear sunglasses, the creepers throw parties, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Rainbow Road” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or challenging a villager to a game of chess. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

/pol/ Craft Minecraft Server

Ari Nagel, controversy, Craft, donor conception, Father, Fatherhood, fertility, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, News, Online Community, parenting, POL, public figure, Server, single mothers by choice, social media, Sperm donor, Unconventional, unconventional parenting, viral, wikipedia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including a mysterious figure known only as Ari Nagel. Is he our guy, /pol/? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you mine, build, and explore your way through our crazy world! So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyReddit Minecraft Server

community engagement, content curation, CraftyReddit, digital interaction, discussion platform, diverse perspectives, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, news aggregation, Online Community, online forums, reddit, Server, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user anonymity., User-generated content, virtual community

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and their harmonies will make your heart melt faster than a stack of smelted iron ingots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in its presence. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelPennyCraft

Awesome, charging, coding, Community, developers, digital tools, free software, Generosity, Giveaway, Impressive.., innovation, open source, PENNY, PixelPennyCraft, programming, software applications, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, technology industry, Wonder

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a block of diamonds just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and befriending creepers who just want a hug (or maybe to explode, who knows?).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s actually a moderator now, helping players navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And hey, did we mention that our server is powered by unicorn magic? Yeah, you heard that right. Unicorns. Magic. It’s a thing.

F16FunZone Minecraft Server

abroad, air defense, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, F16FunZone, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, Protect, Russian strikes, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	4194
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2686

so, like, ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stay away from our F-16s, bro!” and they’re like, “we gotta keep ’em safe from those sneaky russians, ya know?” so they’re keeping them abroad, like on a secret mission or something. but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise your F-16s will be safe from any russian strikes, like, for real. come join us and let’s protect our planes together, bro!