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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7089 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4075 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?