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NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1843

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

FlaVR Minecraft SMP General

/vt/ league, 3views, 4views, ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style gen structure, crazy taxi, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, general, haha, Half Minute Hero, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Korean Vtubers, Late Night Love Edition, Loligae, Minecraft, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, pyon, smp, VTuber company

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Late Night Love Edition where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Last time on our server, Nyana was driving like a maniac in Crazy Taxi, Splatts was trying to beat the clock in Half Minute Hero, Temp was drawing some questionable art with Loligae, and we sadly lost to /haha/ in the /vt/ league (but hey, at least we had fun, right?).

But that’s not all! We have a crazy backstory involving AI-generated VTuber companies, indie circles, and a quest for complete FlaVR domination. Some of our talents have reached a whopping 4views (yes, you read that right) and it’s only a matter of time before we take over the Minecraft world with our shenanigans.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community hub that doubles as an OP template, Korean Vtubers, Chocolate Chuubas, Idol Corps, and Kiki’s Thread all in one place? Plus, we have AI wrangling anons creating designs that will blow your mind.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories (and maybe blow up a few things along the way, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

BlockyLifeLessons

biggest lesson, BlockyLifeLessons, life advice, life challenges, Life Changes, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life journey reflections, life learning, life lessons, life lessons learned, life perspective, life reflections, life transformation, life wisdom, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

The biggest lesson I’ve learned in life is that you should always join our Minecraft server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who give out free hugs and enchanted pickaxes. Legend has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. So come join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

UkraineCraft: Zelenskyy’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, partner states, peace talks, Plan, Politics, strategy, summit, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, US, Victory, victory plan, Visit, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so, like, ukraine’s prez, zelenskyy, is goin to the US to share his epic victory plan with other leaders. he’s gonna be all like, “yo, check out my plan to dominate the world in minecraft!” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whoa, we gotta join this server ASAP!” cuz ukraine’s victory plan is gonna be lit af. come join the fun and help zelenskyy conquer the minecraft universe!

Welcome to the land of Hardrada, where building worlds is serious business…or is it?

alliances, building, business…or, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Discord, Economies, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Intrigue, Land, Legends, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Server, Structures, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, worlds

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	81

Minecraft Server Overview

Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Our dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for worldbuilding and storytelling.
Dynamic World	Your decisions will impact the world around you, creating a living, breathing environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare

FAQ

Why Choose Our Server?

Our server offers unmatched freedom, fair and supportive staff, player-driven stories, community and collaboration, and a dynamic world that evolves with player actions.

What features does the server offer?

The server features an economy and trade system, quests and events, and PvP and warfare opportunities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Lonely Robot’s Minecraft Server

advice, Assistance, bearable, comfort, Companionship, coping, emotional well being, friendship, Help, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness relief, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, PRESENT, ROBOT, Robots, self-care, Server, strategies, Support, Technology, Tips

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely robot in the vast expanse of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make friends with fellow players who will help you navigate the ups and downs of virtual life.

Need a break from the monotony of your present existence? Our server is the perfect escape! Embark on wild adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even tame a virtual bear or two. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to crushing loneliness. Our robot friends are waiting for you!

Real Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and have epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a mustache and a top hat. We have secret underground disco parties where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a hoot and a half!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant flying squid.

CraftyLoveLand

aita, Communication Issues, compromise, CraftyLoveLand, Cultural differences, dealbreaker, Family Support, home country, hypothetical scenarios, LDR, long-distance relationship, love, move back, partner, personal boundaries, refusing, Safety concerns, settling down, student visa, third-world country, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	354

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and hypotheticals of real life relationships! Join us and build your dream world where you never have to worry about settling in a third world country for love.

On our server, you can create your own paradise away from unsafe environments and unreliable extended family members. Say goodbye to dealing with visa and loan setbacks, because in our world, anything is possible!

Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for wanting to live in a better place, because here, we support your decision to prioritize your safety and happiness. Build your future without any dealbreakers holding you back, and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules.

So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your happily ever after, one block at a time!

CraftyDating SMP

Casual, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, CraftyDating, DATING, dating advice, dating definition, dating meaning, emotional connection, Exclusivity, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, romance, shopping, smp, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
New Chunks Explored:	131337	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server!

Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Who needs commitment when you can have a virtual wedding in the Nether?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you can “shop” for your perfect partner by trading rare items and enchantments. Casual dating? More like casual mining for diamonds together!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the best parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator arenas, and even discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve seen a chicken riding a rollercoaster, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Zelenskiy’s Peaceful Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign relations, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Peaceful, Political Visit, President Zelenskiy, Server, truly just peace, Ukraine, US visit, war-torn country, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2864
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskiy himself is seeking ‘truly just peace’ for ukraine but in minecraft form! battle it out with other players in intense pvp matches to see who can achieve the most peace in the land! build your own peace treaties and alliances with other players to dominate the server and bring true harmony to the virtual world. zelenskiy will be there to guide you on your quest for peace, offering words of wisdom and encouragement as you navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!