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Floydnar’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Beating, BLOCK, CLERK, counterfeit bill, crackhead, crime, Cup Foods, death, drug addiction, fake money, Floydnar the Black, Floydnars, Georgestead, Junkie, Knights, Minecraft, muggings, official lyrics, overdose, Party, Server, stacks, Tragedy, urban legend, wrestling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5618	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even junkies like Floydnar the Black are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.

But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

The Rosen Garten SMP Chronicles

Chronicles, Garten, Rosen, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us at Casino Course, where you can mine diamonds by day and hit the slots by night.

Our server is run by a group of eccentric millionaires who got bored of real life and decided to create their own virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you win big at the casino, you might even get a chance to meet the elusive Diamond Dolphin, who grants wishes to lucky players.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Creeper Mafia, a group of explosive gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Will you join forces with them or take them down from the inside? The choice is yours.

So come on down to Casino Course, where the stakes are high and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

NoPawsAllowedMC

Animal shelters, animal welfare, dog ownership, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, kill shelters, no-kill shelters, NoPawsAllowedMC, pet care, pet expenses, pet food, pet neglect, pet ownership, Pets, rural living, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

🤣🐶 Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience! 🌍🔥

🐾 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a pack of wild dogs? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to feed, shelter, and care for not one, not two, but THREE dogs that magically appear in your inventory every time you log in! 🐕🐕🐕

🚗 And get this – you can’t have a driver’s license in the game, just like Claire’s fiancé Todd! So get ready to navigate the Minecraft world without any transportation, just like them! 🚫🚙

💸 Worried about finances in the game? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just ask your fellow players for money to buy dog food, just like Claire did in real life! 💰🐶

🏡 And don’t forget, all pets must live outside on our server, just like Todd’s dad hates pets indoors! So get ready to build some epic outdoor dog shelters next to a busy rural highway! 🏠🐕🛣️

Join our server now for a LOL-tastic time and see if you have what it takes to care for three hungry Minecraft dogs! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyDilemmas #JoinTheFun

No to Creepers

10. standing firm, 11. saying no to peer pressure, 12. saying no to toxic relationships, 13. saying no to unhealthy habits, 14. saying no to negativity, 15. saying no to procrastination, 16. saying no to self-doubt, 17. saying no to fear, 18. saying no to excuses, 19. saying no to mediocrity, 2. always saying no, 20. saying no to settling for less., 3. refusing, 4. turning down, 5. rejecting, 6. denying, 7. declining, 8. saying no to certain things, 9. setting boundaries, CREEPERS, saying no

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Say no to boring servers and say yes to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
New Chunks Explored:	141151	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	1920
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	New Chunks Explored:	771899
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!