official lyrics – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Floydnar’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Beating, BLOCK, CLERK, counterfeit bill, crackhead, crime, Cup Foods, death, drug addiction, fake money, Floydnar the Black, Floydnars, Georgestead, Junkie, Knights, Minecraft, muggings, official lyrics, overdose, Party, Server, stacks, Tragedy, urban legend, wrestling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even junkies like Floydnar the Black are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.
Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.
But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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SMPixelatedFun – Minecraft SMP: 60+ Minutes of Filler with Just People
care, Character development, Filler, irrelevant characters, lack of engagement., long tail tags: filler content, meaningless filler, Minecraft, Minutes, new york, new york city, people, pizza, pointless scenes, smp, SMPixelatedFun, Suspense, TENSE, Tension, Trash, unimportant plot, Walking
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pizza than a New York City street corner.
Join us for thrilling adventures where players walk around aimlessly for 60+ minutes, trying to figure out who ate the last slice of pizza. It’s tense, it’s dramatic, it’s…wait, why are we even doing this again?
But don’t worry, our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will Steve finally defeat the Ender Dragon? Will Karen stop griefing everyone’s builds? Will Bob ever find his missing diamond pickaxe?
Join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than rush hour in Times Square. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab a slice of pizza and hop on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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GF-Free Wedding Woes
family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family tension, Family Values, family-only event, GFFree, girlfriend not invited, picking sides, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, stand by girlfriend, support girlfriend, torn family, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, woes
Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we guarantee zero family drama and only epic gaming adventures! Our server is a safe haven for all players, whether you have a supportive family or not.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue for your sister and her soon-to-be husband, without any drama or tension. Invite your girlfriend to the virtual wedding and show your sister that she’s missing out on an epic celebration.
Join us now and let’s build a family-friendly community where everyone is welcome, even if your real-life family is causing chaos. Let’s create a virtual family that supports each other and has fun together in the world of Minecraft!

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SocietySMP – Ruined by Minecraft
Minecraft, ruined, ruining society, societal breakdown, societal chaos, societal collapse, societal conflict, societal crisis, societal decay, societal decline, societal deterioration, societal disintegration, societal division, societal downfall, societal dysfunction, societal inequality, societal injustice, societal issues, Societal Problems, societal turmoil, societal unrest, SocietySMP
Are you tired of society’s rules and restrictions holding you back from living your best blocky life? Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. So come on, join us and let’s tear down society one block at a time!

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New Server IP
BlockyLoveHideaway
Admit, BlockyLoveHideaway, concealed affections, confidential preferences, covert obsessions, forbidden delights, guilty pleasures, guilty secrets, guys, hidden fascinations, hidden passions, love, private fixations, private joys, secret pleasures, Secrets, undercover hobbies, undercover interests, undisclosed favorites, undisclosed indulgences, unspoken desires
Do you secretly love building giant banana statues in Minecraft but would never admit it to your friends? Well, fear not because our server is the perfect place for all your fruity creations! Join us and unleash your inner banana architect as you compete in our weekly “Biggest Banana Build” contest. Who knows, you might just become the top banana on the server! So come on, don’t slip up on this opportunity to join the most a-peeling Minecraft community out there!

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New Server IP
CraftyHostageTruceDeal
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageTruceDeal, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian, peace agreement, peace talks, political deadlock, political negotiations, political tension, truce deal
So, like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And, like, one time, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with a carrot on a stick. And, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance party that happens every Friday night at the pixelated disco club. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

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New Server IP
ByoneWorldMC
ALTARS, bedrock, boss fights, Castles, Community, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, End.., ender dragon, java, Loot, Mineshafts, modded survival, Nether, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts, pipe lines, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, underwater ruins, Villages
Welcome to ByoneWorldMC We would be considered a modded survival server, you do not have to download anything to join us. Java & Bedrock users are both welcome in our community. Our server offers something to all types of players. Villages, Mineshafts, Underwater Ruins, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts. & much more in the overworld are all customized structures generated on our server. The Nether & The End are nothing like you’ve experienced before.. With brand new structures.. Villages, Castles, Pipe Lines, Altars, Boss Fights & Loot! The Ender Dragon fight & End Cities are also re-done. We offer so many plugins on the server also.. It told me I couldn’t list them all! Be apart of the community & experience the fun!
byoneworld.g-portal.game:26746

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New Server IP

The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

applicationentry, bedrock, Clans, Custommap, Danes, embia, Factions, Kingdom, Kings, Lore, Lost, Misadventures, moneysystem, Nocheats, partholt, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saxon, ServerCommunity, shiron, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, Texturepack, Viking, Voyagers, Worldbuilding

The Last Kingdom SMP

Server Features	[17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
Description	Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
Server Info	• 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

Rules:

No griefing, burning or exploding things
Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
No hacking or Xray
A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

Joining Information:

Join discord here
Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

NijiCraft Minecraft Server
Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the madness with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and Finana Ryugu!
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off or two with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth!
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the fun at our Minecraft server! Just be sure to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers with TNT hats!

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New Server IP
LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP
Anime, Character development, Community, fictional locations, Hidden Leaf Village, Hidden Village, Hokage Office, home, Japanese culture, konoha, Land of Fire, Leaf Village, LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Peaceful, Ramen Shop, scenic beauty, Shinobi, village life
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like the leaf village on steroids! Not only do we have the Hokage office and a Ramen shop, but we also have a secret underground ninja hideout where you can train to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant talking tree who gives out quests and rewards players with enchanted diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and regenerate your health after a long day of mining and crafting.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live in a village filled with ninjas, talking trees, and magical hot springs? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player looking for a little bit of adventure and a whole lot of fun. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
BioMomNoMore
adoption, Adult, agency.., biological son, BioMomNoMore, brotherly bond, Communication, Contact, contract, family bond, feelings, Guilt, mom, relationship, Respect, Silence, stipulations, throwaway, Upset, Visit
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions happen in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost Minecraft mom or dad and form a virtual bond that will last a lifetime.
Imagine the possibilities – you could be mining for diamonds with your newfound sibling, building epic structures together, or just hanging out in our virtual world. Who knew that Minecraft could bring families together in such a unique way?
Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will last a lifetime – join our server now and start your own heartwarming family reunion story today! Remember, in our Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding a new family member to call Mom or Dad.

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