Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our server has a glitch that causes pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest DJ in town and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built Nether dimension where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen wear sunglasses. It’s a spicy experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more dealing with emotionally unavailable parents or verbally aggressive siblings – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about saying something mean to your sister, just remember that on our server, words can’t hurt anyone! So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a virtual mansion for your sister to make up for your harsh words. 😉
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!
Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?
Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken boss with laser eyes! Defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite power!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they’ll take emeralds, but close enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it? Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this insane?
HardLife is a server with 100 mods, the server has such mods as better combat, ars nouveau, artifacts, immersive ingineering, applied energistics 2, alex mobs, farmers delight
end remastered, cataclysm, hex casting, and also create with many addons for it. With us you can realize the craziest ideas! Want to make a plane? Clockwork mod
to help you, do you want to become a magician? Hex casting and ars nouveau mods will help you achieve this! Lots of new bosses and monsters! And for each season a separate assembly is created
with mods, and each season is not like the previous one, it also smells of a through plot that is scattered in books and achievements! Join the 4th season of HardLife!
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Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:
| Features |
|---|
| Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated |
| Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k |
| Enhanced Terrain with different biomes |
| Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods |
| Reliable world with permanent status |
| Community-driven experience |
If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any technical mods required to play on the server? | No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience. |
| How big is the pregenerated world? | The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building. |
| Can I create my own nation within the server? | Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris. |
| Is there a live map of the world available? | Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time. |
| How long has the server been running? | We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent. |