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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3758 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.
also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!
oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!
and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!
