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Green Day Update: American Idiot

album, American, american culture, American Idiot, Band, Celebrity, Day, digital age, Fame, green day, Green.., idiot, modern society, Music, Music (Industry), Political satire, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, rock band, social commentary, social media, social media influence, Technology, update

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3919	Animals Bred:	178
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

antidepressants, Barriers, Crafty, Dysfunction, Epic, Epidemics, epidemiology, incidence, long-term effects, medication side effects, mental health, mental health research., patient experiences, Post-SSRI sexual dysfunction, prevalence, psychiatric sciences, quantifying, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, sexual dysfunction prevalence, sexual dysfunction research, sexual health, SSRI side effects, SSRI withdrawal, treatment options

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

play.talescraft.ru:19134

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

#metallic, bands, Black, controversy, Craft, culture, Dark, EXTREME, genre, heavy, History, iconic, influential, metal, Minecraft, Music, Musicians, norwegian, Satanic, Scene, Server, Thread, true norwegian black metal, Underground

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7639	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

aunt, Babysitting, Boundaries, career, child-free life, defending actions, family, family peace, hobbies, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeper, parenting, passive-aggressive comments, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, Server, setting boundaries, sister

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1797	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	98
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ores Mined:	6956

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	510	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mines Excavated:	2615	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!