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The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Votes:	7083
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3474	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	8590
Love Letters Sent:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!