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Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5691
Farms Harvested:	216	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4238	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!