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SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	62	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2643
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crops Grown:	5359	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	153	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	4544
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

play.sleeplessmc.com

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

Achievements, Donations, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

uoei.vanilla-box.ru

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

ApricotFroot, CraftyVShojo, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, Henya discussion, henyathegenius, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson discussion, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, PartyZen, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zentreya

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	7588	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join us for a crazy adventure with VShojo and vtubers who are out of this world!

Imagine building a virtual world with Froot, who is basically a Minecraft pro. Or teaming up with GEEGA to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. Haruka will keep you entertained with her epic builds, while Henya will blow your mind with her redstone creations.

Hime will lead you on a quest to find the rarest diamonds, while Kson will be your trusty sidekick in all your mining adventures. Kuro will show you the secret caves and hidden treasures, and Mata will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics.

And don’t even get us started on Mel and Michi – they are the ultimate duo when it comes to building the craziest rollercoasters and mini-games. Mouse might be busy playing Roblox with Candii, but she’ll join us soon enough for some epic PvP battles.

Join us on this server for a virtual party like no other! Just remember to keep things civil and report any griefers – we’re all about having a good time and being excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world!