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CraftyConfessions

concealed feelings, Confessions, confidential information, covert confessions, CraftyConfessions, deep secrets., forbidden thoughts, hidden desires, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost feelings, intimate details, personal revelations, private matters, private thoughts, Secrets, sensitive topics, taboo topics, undisclosed information., unspoken truths, untold stories

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	590
Star Shards Collected:	294	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1142
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	4502	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Unicorn Sightings:	0

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5342
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Buildings Constructed:	50	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Players Killed by Monsters:	7076
Crops Grown:	3926	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!