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Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5513	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Aryan race, beautiful flag, Bleed, capacity, Green.., Green…and, guard, iran, Last Day, lion and the sun, love, Minecraft, nation, PALS, Patriotic, PIXEL, pixels, red, Remainder, Server, Shallow, Stable, strength, STRONG, Sun, War, White

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

BIZARRE, conversation piece, conversation starter, Curiosity, DATING, Edition, female, foodie, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, INTERESTING, love, Minecraft, odd, Reincarnation, relationships, strange, Tarrare, Tarrares, thought experiment, Tinder, Unique, what if

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Farms Harvested:	460
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

2mw, 3rd gen, advent, Adventures, Anime, blocks, collide, CraftyMemesMC, Entertainment, Epic, fanbase, Gaming, hololive en, Hololive talents, Interactive, Japanese culture, Laughter, Livestream, Manga, Online Community, Schedule, shiori novella, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Weekly Thread

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4581	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	786208	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2719	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Brits Gone Wild

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Items Found:	8915

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!