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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4497 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Star Shards Collected: | 162 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
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