did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.