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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	308
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our server will make you go absolutely bonkers in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to lose your mind in the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Actor, art, arthouse, black and white film, Cinema, cinematography, classic film, culture, Director, Entertainment, film, Foreign film, independent film, Kino, KinoCraft, Minecraft, motion picture, Movie, screenwriter, Server, silent film, silver screen, storytelling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	123
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, trust me.

– Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate. Yes, you heard that right. Mine for diamonds and get a sweet treat at the same time!

– The villagers in our server have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties every night. You might even catch them doing the floss dance.

– Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys and show everyone who’s boss.

– The Ender Dragon in our server is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in beautiful colors. Help him create his masterpiece and earn some epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most kino Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFPrankGoneWrong

Africa, aita, Apology, Best Friend, Communication, Deception, flirty comment, GFPrankGoneWrong, Girlfriend, Harsh, misunderstanding, overseas call, phone call, relationship, seductive voice, Trickery, Trust, Upset, vacation, WhatsApp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Items Found:	6782
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

So, imagine this wild Minecraft server where you never know who you’re really talking to! Just like how I thought I was talking to my girlfriend, but it turned out to be her best friend pretending to be her. Join us for some crazy twists and turns, just like trying to figure out who’s really on the other end of the line. Will you be able to tell the difference between your friends and foes in this wacky world? Come join the fun and see if you can navigate the unexpected like a pro!

Unfucked Minecraft Server

beyond fixing, beyond help, beyond hope, beyond recovery, beyond redemption, beyond repair, beyond saving, damaged beyond repair, Doomed, hopeless, irreparable, irretrievable, irreversible, lost cause, Minecraft, Server, too far gone, unfucked, unsalvageable

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

KidAtHeartMC

childhood memories, growing up, Inner child, introspection, KidAtHeartMC, looking back, Nostalgia, past self, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Remember when you were 10 years old and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? You can still do that on our server! But this isn’t just any old Minecraft server, oh no. This is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	266	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

Crafters Galaxy

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Minigames Faction Skyblock Roleplay Economy Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Quests Prison KitPvP BedWars Hunger Games Creative Whitelisted, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!

play.craftersgalaxy.xyz:1242

MineHertz Network

Anarchy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom, Experience, Friends, java, Minecraft, MineHertz Network, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!

minehertz.xyz:25733

EuroSisters Crafty Server

acceptance, activism, Allies, Community, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Eurosisters, GayBearRes, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, point, pride, representation, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, twitter, VISIBILITY

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Votes:	7039
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).

So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PhantomCraft Server: Chapter 32

chapter, Chapter 32, chilling, creepy, Dark, don’t hold back, dumping, eerie, fear, ghost story, haunted house, Horror, Mystery, Pan-pan-pandaaa, Paranormal, phantomcraft, scare, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, Welcome Ghost Mansion

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3666
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	1736	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is all about letting loose and causing chaos!

Join us for epic panda battles where you can ride on the backs of these adorable creatures as you conquer the land. And don’t forget to unleash your creativity with our unlimited TNT supply – blow up anything and everything in sight!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who worship the almighty panda god. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner panda warrior roam free on our pandemonium-filled server!