New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 251
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Zombie Dances: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5487
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 231342 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 166
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6537
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9151
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5096
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7642
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 80

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1890
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1757 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 4569
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1175 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 8707
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5840
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2541
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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