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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crops Grown:	2631

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Star Shards Collected:	171
Dimension Hops:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	913870	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2044
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	454
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.