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EffortlessCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1636
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1111	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	271339	Farms Harvested:	230
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.