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BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3692
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2944	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4906	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6371	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6262
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	5127
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!