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CraftyClash: The Ultimate Showdown of Minecraft vs Fortnite – pick your side! #gameon #buildbeatbattle

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute best in the universe! Why should you join, you may ask? Well, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and pigs that can do the Macarena. Not to mention, our Creepers have been trained in the art of interpretive dance. Oh, and did we mention that our Ender Dragon doubles as a professional opera singer? That’s right, folks. So come join us on our server and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, no shitposting allowed – unless it involves a llama wearing sunglasses.

AnnoyingAF

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	489	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	1054
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2883	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1295	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	6940	Potions Brewed:	97
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7120
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6010
Star Shards Collected:	195	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!