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IndyCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, anticipation, archaeology, bethesda, EXCITEMENT, film, franchise revival, Gaming, harrison ford, iconic character, Indiana Jones, IndyCraft, long awaited, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, release date, Server, steven spielberg, Trailer, treasure hunting, video game

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

baby names, baby naming, BabyNameBattles, Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, family, family traditions, Marriage, Minecraft, mutual respect, naming traditions, Opinions, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server, tradition vs modern, Traditions, veto

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring baby names? Join our Minecraft server where we have a tradition of naming our children with a mix of two different traditions! Imagine having a baby named Veronicella or Vivian-Tessa-Violet-Tory-ella!

Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.

Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.

ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

activism, Army, artist, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyCommieDonator, donation, freedom of speech, fundraising, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, international relations, jailed, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, STUDENT, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1201
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, attempted murder, breaking news, crime, criminal investigation, current events, failed assassin, failed attack, failed plot, identified, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, real, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, suspect apprehended, trump, TrumpedCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	290	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	535	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ores Mined:	4137	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic, emotional, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent moments, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, Throwback, vintage, wistful

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Potions Brewed:	132	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4707	Ores Mined:	9728
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).