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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 687 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!