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NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6481

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	9678
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1194	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Votes:	4315
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Star Shards Collected:	300
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	8753	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

controversy, coronavirus, COVID-19 tests, CovidCraft, Diplomacy, global pandemic, Government, Healthcare, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, new book, pandemic shortage, political scandal, putin, Putins, Reports, russia, secret, Server, testing supplies, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

CraftyCanuckRevolt

activism, anti-government, anti-Israeli, burns flag, civil disobedience, controversial, CraftyCanuckRevolt, death to Canada, demonstration, extremism, flag burning, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, international relations, Middle East conflict, nationalism, Political protest, Protester, Radical, shouts, vancouver

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

Ancient, carnivore, chicken, Dinosaur, discovery, Extinct, flavor, fossil, giant lizard, History, jurassic, meat eater, Paleontology, predator, prehistoric, Reptile, Science, speculation, T-Rex, Taste, TASTES, TRex

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	613	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Ores Mined:	4697

come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!