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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2284 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
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