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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	205	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mines Excavated:	4773
Enchantments Applied:	234	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Anonymous writing, Book, book review, Captivating, Gripping, Intriguing, Literary Analysis, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 16027028, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, yum

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	423	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

adaptation, animal, Behavior, characteristics, Choice, CraftyCritters, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Instincts, introspection, Nature, Personality, Pick, Preference, self reflection, spirit, Survival, transformation, wildlife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	655	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Votes:	4973	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, PALS, PIXEL, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, short, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!