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NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

NuttyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh so hard you pee a little? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning what’s at the bottom of your nuts in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.

So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, brock lesnar, Combat sports, Crafting, crossover athlete, dream match, Entertainment, fantasy booking, Future, great athlete, heavyweight division, interim heavyweight champion, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, Monster, Potential, professional wrestling, smp, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tom aspinall, Toms, ufc, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	98

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Content update, Crafty, Draenei, EU, GLOBOFOMO, guild, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, world, World of Warcraft, wowg, xal

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

athlete diversity, black quarterback, Counting, Diversity, football, Minecraft, Minority representation, NFL, professional sports, quarterback diversity, quarterback opportunities, quarterback position, racial barriers, racial bias, Racial equality, racial stereotypes, smp, sports, sports industry, sports leagues, team diversity, team diversity initiatives, team rosters, teamup

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Balanced Economy, Cities, Comfortable survival, donation, Donation statuses, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Lag-free, long-lasting, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	2084	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8631	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

2.storymine.ru

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, Apocalypse, controversial, crybaby, Dark, Demons, devilman, DEVILMAN crybaby, discussion, emotional, INTENSE, mature themes, Minecraft, Netflix, Opinions, review, series, Server, Supernatural, Thoughts, violent

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

anger, autistic slut, CHANGE, character arc, Character development, character history, continuity, Disappointment, emotional investment, Evolution, fan reaction, Frustration, loli hag, Long-term impact, Maisora Angel, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, retconned, smp, storytelling, Virgin

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	2670
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And don’t worry, getting turned into a block of obsidian by a mischievous wizard is all part of the fun!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep)! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally anger the giant mutant squid that roams the land. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?