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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	247	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	9039

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	521275
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2570
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Star Shards Collected:	176
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	565612
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	887	Votes:	7484
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Buildings Constructed:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!