Post Nut Realization Server

deep thoughts, #revelation, Self Discovery, introspection, Insight

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

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Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

bros, Expenses, calculation, Minecraft, $109

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

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NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

Help, free, 4chan, Important details, Succeed

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

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AlmondCraft: Heart Healthy & Fiber-Filled!

Heart, fiber, nutrient-dense, Blood sugar, FiberFilled

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like eating almonds for ur heart health but in Minecraft form! We got all da crazy stuff like lowering bad cholesterol mobs, blood sugar biomes, and blood pressure potions. Plus, we got inflammation-reducing armor and blood vessel lining health boosts. And don’t even get me started on our fiber-filled food for fullness and weight management quests. It’s like a heart-healthy adventure in every block, so come join us and level up ur health game in Minecraft style!

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Technical Nutters – For those who can’t resist a good nut joke! Join us for endless technical chaos and vanilla fun in the latest version of Minecraft. Join now and test your nutty building skills! Whitelist available for long-term players on 1.20.4.

Fun, Skills, Good, Creative, experienced

Overview

Server Name	Technut
Server Type	Minecraft
Focus	Building/Technical aspects of Minecraft
Server Features	– Community-based– Whitelist only– Vanilla server with 1.21 Experimental items and carpet mod
Start Date	20th March 2024

FAQ

What Is Technut?

Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game.
Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together.
Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience.
While our server focusses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.

When did the server start/reset?

Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!

What type of players are we looking for?

We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.

How can I apply?

Apply through our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!
Or, join our discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!

The Nut House: A Vanilla Sanctuary for Adults in Season 5 with Dynmap and Whitelist

Season, ELYTRA, new players, Server, Staff

Feature	Description
Dynmap	15K x 15k World Border with Expansions
No AFK Kick	No automatic kick for being AFK
Active Discord	Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord
Build Team	Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged
Events	Frequent and Engaging Events
Shopping District	Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub, Portal Room Plans
End Dimension	Frequent resets for Elytra Finding
No Cheating	Strict no cheating policy
Experienced Staff	5th season with experienced and friendly staff
Proximity Chat	Optional proximity chat available

FAQs

How can I apply to join the Minecraft server?

You can apply by joining our Discord server using the link provided above. Once in the Discord, you can fill out a quick application to become a part of our community.

Is there a world border on the server?

Yes, there is a 15K x 15k world border with expansions available for players to explore and build within.

Are there any automatic AFK kicks on the server?

No, there are no automatic AFK kicks on the server, allowing players to take breaks as needed without being kicked from the game.

Are there any events or competitions on the server?

Yes, we frequently host engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights for our community to enjoy.

How often is the End dimension reset for Elytra finding?

The End dimension is frequently reset to allow players the opportunity to find Elytra and explore new challenges.

Is cheating allowed on the server?

No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Our staff actively check for X-ray cheats to maintain a fair playing environment for all players.

Is there a proximity chat feature available?

Yes, there is an optional proximity chat feature available on the server for players to utilize during gameplay.

SpellFail Minecraft Server

spelling mishaps, Minecraft, spelling mistakes, vocabulary hurdles, spelling woes

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!

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PutinCraft2020

world affairs, presidential debate, russia, foreign policy, debate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

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KimJongBoomCraft

east asia, Korean Peninsula, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Missile

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

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CornerCrafters

emphasis, specific area, possessive pronouns, Position, tags

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!

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