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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2838 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9125 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Are you tired of all the anti-American sentiment in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flag flying high is the red, white, and blue! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and say “yeehaw” before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every Fourth of July where we build a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln out of diamond blocks and have a fireworks show that can be seen from space. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a bald eagle flying overhead, holding a beacon in its talons.
So why join our server? Because ‘Murica, that’s why! Let freedom ring and come join us for some good ol’ fashioned blocky fun.
