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Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

Feline Friends Minecraft Server

adventure games, animal companions, cat companions, cat lovers, Feline, feline friends, Friends, furry friends, games, Gaming, indie games, interactive games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pet simulation, Puzzle Games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, video games, virtual reality games, virtual-pets

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	256

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	4902
Dragon Eggs Found:	9487	Void Gems Collected:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1132	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crops Grown:	4143
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	277	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4134
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.