PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Erebus MC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Erebus MC, Events, Free Access, Game, Minecraft, Modalities, Network, Servers, Spectacular, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crops Grown:	8007
Ores Mined:	8456	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Erebus MC is a network of survival game servers with different modalities, spectacular events, all of them with totally free access for our visitors.

play.erebusmc.com

HexArchon: Where Everything is Customized Except the Creeper Explosions

armor, bedrock, Community, creeper, customized, EXPERIMENTAL, explosions, Fishing, free to play, Hardware, HexArchon, mmo, Pets, quality of life, server performance, Shops, smp, Stats, Trust, Updates, US East Coast, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crops Grown:	5690	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	play.hexarchon.net
What gameplay mechanics are available?	The server offers Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
Are there different difficulty levels for quests?	Yes, there are three varying difficulty levels of daily quests, repeatable quests, and hardcore quests.
Is the server performance good?	Yes, the server is run on powerful hardware to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay. Any lag issues can be addressed by opening a ticket for assistance.
Can Bedrock players join?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but there may be technical limitations.

VirtuallySexy Minecraft Server

Anime, cute, digital avatar, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, Idol, internet celebrity, Kawaii, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online personality, otaku culture, Popular, Server, sex symbol, trending, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VirtuallySexy, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Votes:	9681	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	8202	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than the sex symbol of /vt/ server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a giant statue of a sexy anime character. They couldn’t believe their eyes! As they explored further, they discovered hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted weapons. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on this server, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from none other than Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join the sex symbol of /vt/ server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: DoYourParentsKnow

Awareness, child safety, children, Communication, Conversation, DoYourParentsKnow, education, family, Grooming, grooming awareness, grooming behavior, intervention, Minecraft, online safety, parental involvement, parents, PREDATORS, Prevention, Protection, Safety, smp, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who are using it to train for their upcoming world domination. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and help them take over the virtual world? Or will you be the hero who saves the day and stops their nefarious plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see where the madness takes you. Just be warned – once you join, there’s no turning back. Who knows, you might just discover that you’re being groomed for greatness!

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Apology, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional regulation, family vacation, ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, improved path, individual therapy, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, personal growth, reconnecting, relationship dynamics, road rage, Server, therapy progress, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	134	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a short-tempered partner who screams obscenities at random strangers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of someone yelling “F*CK YOU ASSHOLE” in your face while pushing a stroller.

Our therapy-themed server will help you work through your issues in a virtual world where you can punch trees instead of punching walls. Who needs couples therapy when you can bond over building a pixelated castle together?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft mobs are way easier to deal with than angry drivers.

UncleSucksCraft

addiction, blame game, Divorce, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, Family Values, generational wealth, Honesty, personal responsibility, sibling rivalry, Tough Decisions, tough love, UncleSucksCraft, wealth privilege

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7155	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.

Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.

And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!

TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

Alternate timelines, Changing the past, fantasy journeys, historical moments, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, life choices, life reflections, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, redditors, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, significant events, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeTraveler21, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

CraftyMysterySolver

Closure, cold case, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigation, cold case podcast, cold case unit, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyMysterySolver, crime, forensic evidence, investigation, Justice, missing person, solved, suspects, true crime, unresolved mysteries, unsolved cases, unsolved mystery

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who vanished without a trace. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance and claim the coveted title of Minecraft detective?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to solve the unsolvable, uncover the unexplainable, and experience the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Items Found:	4758
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

AquaFunkCraft

AquaFunkCraft, Aquatic, Curiosity, Deep Sea, discovery, Enigma, Environment, Exploration, imagination, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Perception, scent, sea, Senses, sensory experience, Smells, Underwater, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

join our server and discover the mystical smell of underwater! we have secret potions that make you breathe underwater like a fish, so you can explore the depths and find hidden treasures.

we also have a secret society of dolphins who will guide you to the rarest loot and protect you from any pesky sharks.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

so come on down to our server and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for the giant squid who guards the entrance to the underwater kingdom.

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