NSMB 2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1533
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	414	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	4405

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	2693	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	7626
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	14975
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7831
Buildings Constructed:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7091	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	1278	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Crops Grown:	3891
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	35576
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!