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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5826 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.
