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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4750 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 138 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
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