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Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	117	Farms Harvested:	933
Players Killed by Monsters:	7391	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	8880	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	2116	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	362	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7615	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dimension Hops:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	9583	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1145	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	253606
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!