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HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7004	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

astounding incidents, bizarre occurrences, Craziest, crazy experiences, CrazyCrafted, extraordinary events, jaw-dropping stories, mind blowing moments, odd occurrences, outlandish situations, peculiar happenings, smp, strange incidents, surreal experiences, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable stories, unexpected events, unusual happenings, wacky situations, weird encounters, wild adventures, WILDEST, Wuts

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4815
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	30462
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4009	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	90
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	6326	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Emeralds Found:	5459
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	745	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!