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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2398 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.