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Astral SMP: Where the only thing square is the pigs! Join now for a ‘unique’ experience!

Adventure, Astral, building, Community, Creative, Events, Experience, Exploration, Join, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Pigs, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Skills, smp, Square, Survival, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	7770
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No PvP: Enjoy a peaceful environment with the option to toggle PvP on or off using /pvptoggle.

Unique World Generation: Explore stunning landscapes and biomes with our custom world generation.
Crates & Rewards: Unlock crates with amazing rewards and earn daily and playtime bonuses.
Teams: Join or create teams to collaborate and conquer challenges together.
Economy: Trade and earn coins through our economic system. Participate in coinflips and win big!
Cosmetics: Personalize your character with a variety of cosmetic items.
Minions: Utilize minions to assist you in your adventures and tasks.
Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful and unique enchantments.
Harvester Hoes & Sellwands: Optimize your farming and selling processes with these handy tools.

IP: astral-smp.com Version: 1.20.1

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I toggle PvP on or off?	Yes, you can toggle PvP using the command /pvptoggle.
Are there custom mobs and armor?	Yes, you can face the mighty Scorpion and gear up with exclusive Skorpix armor and tools.
Is the world generation unique?	Yes, explore stunning landscapes and biomes with custom world generation.
How can I earn rewards?	Unlock crates with amazing rewards and earn daily and playtime bonuses.
Can I join or create teams?	Yes, you can join or create teams to collaborate and conquer challenges together.
Is there an economic system?	Yes, trade and earn coins through the economic system. Participate in coinflips and win big!
Can I personalize my character?	Yes, you can personalize your character with a variety of cosmetic items.
What are minions and how can I use them?	Minions can assist you in your adventures and tasks. You can utilize them effectively to improve your gameplay.
Are there custom enchantments for gear?	Yes, enhance your gear with powerful and unique enchantments.
How do Harvester Hoes & Sellwands help in gameplay?	They help optimize your farming and selling processes, making them more efficient.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

34, age, BabyBlock, biological clock, children, Decision making, doubts, Family Planning, fertility, first kid, irresponsible, judgmental, late bloomer, mature parent, Minecraft, Motherhood, Old, parenting, Pregnancy, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, starting a family

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground society of baby villagers who run the show. That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, here you’ll be navigating the complex political landscape of the baby villager hierarchy. And as for the age thing, well, let’s just say our server is so wild and unpredictable that age is just a number. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

JealousyCraft Minecraft Server

big, Communication, comparison, disbelief, doubt, emotions, exaggeration, Friends, haha, humor, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyCraft, Laughter, long tail tags, Minecraft, reeks, sarcasm, Server, Social Interaction, tags, teasing, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is bigger, better, and more hilarious than you could ever imagine!

Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.

And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.

PisspetPurgeMC

avian diabetes, Birds, blood prints, cat, cat hair, claw marks, cussing, deceased birds, family friend, finland, Helsinki, house sitter, immature, mangled bodies, medication, natural instinct, overreacted, pigeon room, PisspetPurgeMC, teenager, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!

So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness

PixelFuturist Minecraft Server

advanced medical technology, Advanced weaponry, alien technology, Alternate Realities, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, cyborgs, future technology, futuristic transportation, genetic engineering, Holograms, innovation, mind uploading, Minecraft, nanotechnology, PixelFuturist, robotics, science fiction, Server, space exploration, Teleportation, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a sci-fi movie! Imagine flying around on hoverboards, battling aliens in space, and even time traveling to different dimensions.

Join our server and experience the future of Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you can mine for dilithium crystals and build a warp drive to explore the galaxy? And forget about boring old redstone contraptions, we’ve got teleporters, force fields, and even lightsabers for all your building needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most futuristic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

PixelPleasure: WeekendWarriors

Adventure, book boyfriend, book girlfriend, desire, dream date, escapism, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional lover, hot encounter, imagination, literary crush, love story, make believe, Passion, PixelPleasure, role-play, romance, seduction, steamy weekend, WeekendWarriors

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of spending your weekends alone, wishing you could spend it with a fictional character? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building a cozy little cabin with Sherlock Holmes, solving mysteries and sipping tea by the fireplace. Or maybe you’d prefer to go on a wild adventure with Captain Jack Sparrow, sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can live out your wildest fantasies with your favorite fictional characters. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dreams a reality!

MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

AttalStayOn, current events, for the moment, French government, French leadership, French leadership continuity, French news, French politics, French President, French Prime Minister, Government, leadership, Macron, Macron administration, MacronCraft, political appointments, political decisions, political developments, political stability, Prime Minister Attal, Server, stay on

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	985	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us!

BlockyBillionairez

$56 billion, $7 billion, attorneys’ fees, BlockyBillionairez, compensation package, corporate governance, court appearance, court case, court proceedings, executive compensation, lawsuit, legal battle, legal dispute, legal fees, legal showdown, Musk, outlandish, pay package, shareholder rights, shareholders, tesla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	185193
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

MouseCraft: ImmuneGutMadness

animal testing, biology, biomedical science, Breakthrough, disease study, Experiment, Functional, genetics, gut microbiome, human immune system, human-like, immune response, ImmuneGutMadness, innovation, Laboratory, Medical, microbiology, mouse model, MouseCraft, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

yo, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the mobs have human-like intelligence and the creepers actually apologize before blowing up your house? well, look no further cuz this server is like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. imagine fighting off zombies who can actually hold a conversation with you or teaming up with skeletons who have a killer sense of humor. plus, our villagers are so advanced they’ve started their own government and are currently working on a peace treaty with the ender dragon. join us for a truly out-of-this-world minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

ZenlessZoneMC Server

Claimable only in-game, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen, please, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Tiesto, Trailer, Uniform, Version 1.0 Pre-Release Special Program, Website, Welcome to New Eridu, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneMC, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a shark with a uniform and scissors appears out of nowhere! That’s just a taste of the zany adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our lore is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began and uncover the secrets of Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss.

And did we mention our exclusive collaboration with Tiësto? That’s right, get ready to party with the hottest DJ in the game on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Redeem our crazy codes, watch our insane trailer, and get your hands on some epic ZZZ stickers. It’s all waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out!