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NoTrollNoPornJustMinecraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like /b/ but without all the NSFW stuff? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, chaos, and maybe even a few rare pepes. Our community is full of unique characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So come join us and see if you can spot him lurking in the shadows!

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	135495
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	123	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	8929	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	773288	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8879	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Potions Brewed:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

MineCraftMayhem

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	579	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Farms Harvested:	735
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more unpaid dues than Adani Power from Bangladesh 😂 our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness 🤣 we have diamonds for days, so many diamonds that even Herobrine is jealous 👀 join now and become a part of our crazy community where we build giant statues of Steve riding a pig 🐷💎🔥 #minecraftgoals #joinusnow