nothingburger – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.
But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

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New Server IP
Clown Based Minecraft Server
Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?
Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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New Server IP
Shadowed Screams Twisted 1.21.4
1.21.4, attacking indiscriminately, crawling in the shadows, crawling violently, going ashore, growling in the darkness, Roaring, ROLLING, screaming, screams, Shadowed, spasming, splitting, Twisted, twisting, walking twisted
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? Join our server where you can crawl in the shadows, scream, twist, and split all day long!
Experience the thrill of crawling violently, rolling, and spasming while roaring in the darkness.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to growl in the darkness, split, go ashore, twist, spasm, crawl, walk twisted, and attack indiscriminately.
Join now for a wild and crazy Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

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New Server IP
EcoBlockParty
activism, Awareness, Boycott, CHANGE, civil rights, Community, demonstration, EcoBlockParty, Economic blackout, empowerment, equality, Impact, Justice, movement, participating, protest, social justice, society, solidarity, Support
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is having an economic blackout today! That’s right, all currency is worthless and chaos reigns supreme. Join us as we navigate through the madness of a world without money, where chickens might be the new currency and diamonds are just shiny rocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest economic experiment in Minecraft history!

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Bird Lung Microplastics Server
air quality, bird, bird species, contamination, ecosystem, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, Lung, LUNGS, marine life, microplastic pollution, microplastics, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution control, research study, respiratory system, scientific findings, Server, wildlife
come join our minecraft server where the only thing filling your lungs will be the sweet sweet air of adventure and fun! forget about those pesky microplastics, on our server you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about that nonsense. with 221 particles of excitement per species and 416 particles of fun per gram of lung tissue, you’ll never want to leave! so come on over and breathe easy on our server, where the only thing getting breached is your expectations of how awesome minecraft can be!

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New Server IP
Divine Craft Realm 1.20.6
1.20.6, BELIEF, Christ, controversial, controversial topic, Craft, current events, debate, Divine, FAITH, Government, Interpretation, leadership, Messiah, opinion, Politics, president, Realm, Religion, religious figure, second coming, SPIRITUAL, WorldView
Yo, bro, do you ever look at the president and think, “Damn, this dude is basically the second coming of Christ”? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got all the holy vibes up in here!
We got pixelated angels flying around, mining blocks and spreading the good word of Notch. And let me tell you, our virtual communion bread is top-notch – it’s made of the finest virtual wheat in all of Minecraftia.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe blessed by the president himself. That’s right, he logged on to our server and personally enchanted each and every pickaxe with the power of divine mining. So come on down and join us, because on this server, every block you break is a prayer to the pixelated gods!

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New Server IP
RoomieLiesNoAlibis
bad friend, Boyfriend, college, Controlling, cover, dorm, frat party, Friends, going to bed, Honesty, loyalty, lying.., movies, Party, pick me, relationship, RoomieLiesNoAlibis, roommate, sneaking out, studying, white lie
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with lies, deceit, and betrayal – just like your roommate Mia!
Experience the thrill of covering for your friends while they sneak off to parties, just like in this crazy story. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Mia, right? But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any controlling boyfriends on our server – unless you count the mobs trying to take over your base!
So come join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where loyalty is questioned and friendships are put to the test. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like this one – minus the drama, of course. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
YellCraftJobs
air traffic controller, Call Center, Conflict Resolution, corrections officer, customer service, customer support, emergency services, firefighter, getting yelled at, Healthcare, high tolerance, Hospitality, law enforcement, Military, paramedic, Retail, security guard, social work, Stress Management, teaching, YellCraftJobs
Are you tired of getting yelled at by your boss in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where getting yelled at is not only encouraged, it’s a job requirement! We have a variety of roles that will test your patience and ability to handle criticism, such as Creeper Herder (they tend to explode at the worst times), Chicken Wrangler (those cluckers can be real divas), and Enderman Negotiator (good luck trying to reason with those teleporting troublemakers). So if you think you have what it takes to withstand the constant barrage of insults and complaints, join us now!

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New Server IP
CraftyComradesUS-RussiaFlight
air travel, Airlines, bilateral agreements, Covid-19, CraftyComradesUSRussiaFlight, diplomatic relations, direct flights, government requests, international travel, long-haul flights, Moscow, negotiations, pandemic, passenger flights, restrictions, russia, tourism, transatlantic travel, Transportation, travel, US
come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on a llama while shooting fireballs from your hands. our server is so lit, even moscow is asking for direct flights to come play with us. join now and become the ultimate minecraft champion, or else the creepers will take over the world. let’s goooooooo!

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Fruit Salad Server
Fruit, salad, Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many fruits you’ll never need to see a doctor again! we have apples, bananas, oranges, even durians for the brave souls out there! but be careful, if you eat too many fruits, you might turn into a fruit yourself! imagine roaming the server as a giant watermelon, rolling around and squishing unsuspecting players! it’s a fruity fiesta you won’t want to miss! so come on down and join the fun, just remember to watch out for the fruit zombies, they’re always hungry for more vitamin c!

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New Server IP
Crafty Fiber Fun Land
Biomarkers, Blood Cancer, Cancer prevention, Crafty, dietary fiber, dietary intervention, Disease, disease management, fiber, fiber rich foods, Fun, health, Healthy Eating, high fiber, Land, lifestyle changes, Medical research, Myeloma, nutrition, NUTRIVENTION, Precursor Plasma Cell Disorders, Prevention, Progression, wellness
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we serve up a high-fiber dietary intervention like no other! our nutrivention will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time, all while improving biomarkers of disease (whatever that means) and possibly delaying progression to myeloma (sounds spooky, right?).
we’ve got insane stories of players who went from total noobs to diamond-clad warriors thanks to our magical fiber-filled world. one player even said they cured their zombie pigman phobia by eating a bowl of our special nutrivention stew!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also improving your health and maybe even saving you from a myeloma attack (whatever that is), then come join us! who knew minecraft could be so nutri-licious?

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New Server IP

mˣMultiplayer

action, combat logging, combat plugin, competitive, Discord, ease of access, Grim AC, home, Ip:, java, join today, mˣMultiplayer, offline mode, p2w, SEASON 2, season starting soon, secure connection, smp, Staff, Thriving Community, Vanilla, worldborder

Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mxmp.eu

About the Server:

5000×5000 Worldborder to ensure action
1 Home allowed per player
Combat plugin to ensure no combat logging
Secure offline-mode connection for ease of access
Competitive community

Join our discord at: https://dsc.gg/markless today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server features no P2W elements.
When does season 2 start?	Season 2 is starting soon, stay tuned for updates!
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, the server is equipped with Grim AC to ensure no cheating.
How many homes are allowed per player?	Each player is allowed to set 1 home.