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Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	655940	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, casca, dark fantasy, dark themes, Demons, eclipse, Epic battles, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, long-running series, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, new chapter, Revenge, smp, Tomorrow, tragic backstory

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	698	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	297766	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Enchantments Applied:	169	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	61
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7806	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2988	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!