NOTakinator – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

Addictive, animation, athleticism, Basketball, binge-worthy, Characters, Competition, determination, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, hand drawn, high school, hoops, love, marker backgrounds, Minecraft, Nasty, nasty players, Netflix, Passion, Plot, Server, sports anime, teamwork

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

Actresses, asian actresses, asian representation, Asian talent, attractive, Builds, cultural diversity, Diversity, Diversity in media, entertainment industry, female leads, film, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, movies, representation, Shogun, Shoguns, shows, smp, success, television, trending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!

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OvertimeCraft

auto repair, Belittled, Communication, Expenses, financial responsibility, hard worker, house expenses, income, INSULTED, money management, Overtime, overtime hours, overtime pay, OvertimeCraft, parts technician, passive income, rainy day fund, relationship, savings, work ethic, work-life balance

Are you tired of being called greedy for working hard and making that extra cash money? Join our Minecraft server where hard work is celebrated and overtime is encouraged! Build your virtual empire and show off your work ethic to all the other players. Who needs a lunch break when you can be grinding away for that sweet, sweet virtual currency? Plus, you can save up for a rainy day in Minecraft too – you never know when a creeper might blow up your house! So come join us and show the world that being a hard worker is never a defect, even in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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BritSnackFeverMC SMP

British cuisine, british food, British snack, BritSnackFeverMC, crunchy snack, delicious snack, favourite snack, popular snack, salty snack, savoury snack, smp, snack choices, snack cravings, snack favorites., snack food, snack ideas, snack lover, snack options, snack time, sweet snack, tasty snack, traditional snack

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive British snack food mobs! From the Crumpet Creeper to the Scone Spider, you’ll never know what delicious treat you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Tea Time Temple, where players can brew up potions that will give them superhuman snack-eating abilities. And rumor has it that deep within the temple lies the ultimate British snack food treasure – the Golden Digestive Biscuit!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and indulge in all the British snack food madness you could ever dream of. Just remember to watch out for the Marmite Monsters – they’re a bit salty.

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BlockyLove: Minecraft Matrimony

Autonomy, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Individuality, Intimacy, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Married people, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, relationship, Respect, RIGHTS, Secrets, Trust

Are you tired of your spouse constantly snooping through your Minecraft chests? Join our server and enjoy the ultimate privacy as a married player! Our server has top-of-the-line virtual security measures to keep your diamonds safe from prying eyes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide all your rare loot from your nosy partner. So come join us and experience the freedom of being a married player without all the drama!

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TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

1.6b, Fun, Server, TyphoonCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

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StormyShanghaiCraft

China, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, emergency response, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, infrastructure damage, meteorology, natural disaster, power outages, safety precautions, seven decades, shanghai, Storm, StormyShanghaiCraft, strongest storm, typhoon, Urban planning, weather

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

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Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

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Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

admin shops, Bazaars, blocks, cactus farm, Challenges, Chestshops, disappear, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Player Economy, Plugins, Quests, rare items, richest players, Sand farm, Shop, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, uSkyblock, Vanilla

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

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