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CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5612	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	819114	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	148
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	648	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	75	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	70

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6540	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	1287
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8553	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	65
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Towns Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5619
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3096
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ores Mined:	2641

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ores Mined:	595	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!