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> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	108
Animals Bred:	170	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

DateNightMinecraftServer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being the designated chaperone and ATM for your kids’ first dates? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about footing the bill for movie tickets, popcorn, and drinks for your kids and their dates.

Imagine a place where all the parents actually chip in for their own children’s expenses, where you can set boundaries without being labeled the bad guy. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward double date situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even meet some fellow parents who understand the struggle of being the responsible one in the group. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to game in peace and leave the real-life financial burdens behind!

PreggoSeatSnatchers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Picture this: you’re on a train, minding your own business after a long day of intense dancing, when suddenly you find someone sitting in your pre-booked seat. But wait, there’s a plot twist – she’s pregnant! The drama unfolds as you navigate through judgy stares and moral dilemmas. Who knows what other crazy scenarios await you on our server? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

RedFlagDetector in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Have you ever met someone who builds a house entirely out of dirt blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s a pretty big red flag. But hey, on our SMP, we welcome all dirt house enthusiasts with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and creativity of Minecraft like we do? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and sheer determination. So if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft SMP out there, come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftySocialDetox: Life Upgrade, Building Blocks of Happiness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the drama and constant scrolling on social media? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the online world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Instead of mindlessly scrolling through feeds, you can now spend your time building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast, blocky landscapes. Who needs likes and comments when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear?

Join us and experience the ultimate social media detox. Say goodbye to FOMO and hello to FOBO (Fear of Building Oreos – our secret in-game snack)! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you’ve traded in your virtual friends for virtual blocks.

ZooEscapeCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we free all the virtual animals after 40 years of captivity! we promise our elephants are much happier in the virtual world, roaming around and causing chaos. plus, you can ride them around like a boss and show off to all your friends. who needs a zoo when you can have a virtual safari right in your own computer? join now and be a part of the liberation movement! 🐘🎮 #FreeTheElephants

Bucketry Minecraft: Where buckets are the real MVP 🌟

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	7912
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	163
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Address
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Wiki: https://bucketry.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP for Java version?

A: The server IP for Java version is mc.bucketry.net.

Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock version?

A: The server IP for Bedrock version is mc.bucketry.net:19132.

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Q: What are some unique features of Bucketry Minecraft?

A: Bucketry Minecraft offers features such as custom enchantments, specialized activities like PyroFishing and PyroMining, custom spawners for creating your kingdom, hidden treasures, secure land claiming with Grief Prevention system, upgradeable hoppers and advanced chests for resource management, companions and pet systems, flying abilities, chat games, community events, and more.

Q: How can I start my adventure on Bucketry Minecraft?

A: You can start your adventure by joining the server using the provided server addresses, participating in various activities, completing quests, mastering professions, and engaging with the vibrant community to become a legendary figure in the world of Bucketry Minecraft.

FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XVI on Steam – epic, adventurous, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated realms where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building giant sandcastles and hosting tea parties for creepers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness – join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	266
Dragon Eggs Found:	6769	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!

Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!

And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!

NoCallBacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Buildings Constructed:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner environmental warrior? Look no further, because on our server, we only serve organic, fair-trade, hand-roasted coffee to all players! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy against K-cups and disposable cups – we’re all about saving the planet, one block at a time.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight against the evils of non-eco-friendly coffee practices while building the most sustainable structures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of our interviewer NPC who is always on the lookout for players with a passion for changing the virtual world’s culture.

But beware, if you dare to complain about our coffee choices, you might find yourself in a 10-minute interview where your chances of getting an internship are as slim as a pixelated tree. So come join us and sip on some virtual coffee while saving the environment – just don’t forget to bring your own reusable mug!

BetBrokeButNotSorry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your dog whispering skills? Look no further than our server, where we challenge you to train your virtual dogs to resist temptation just like Jupiter! Leave virtual steaks in front of your Minecraft pooches and see if they have the willpower to resist. Can your dog resist the temptation of a virtual grilled cheese? Join now and prove that you’re the ultimate dog trainer in the Minecraft world!

And hey, if you’re short on cash like our friend here, don’t worry! We offer payment plans for all your virtual dog training bets. So come on down to our server and show off your skills – and maybe win some virtual cash while you’re at it. Don’t be an AITA – join our server today!