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Crafty Femmes: Where Equality Rules and Creepers Drool

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	485	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with angry incels and men who just can’t handle rejection? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no men allowed” policy! That’s right, this server is a safe space for all the ladies out there who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any toxic masculinity getting in the way.

But that’s not all! If any man dares to step foot on our server and tries to start trouble, don’t worry – we have a secret weapon. Our resident boyfriend squad is always on standby, ready to defend our honor and kick any unwanted male players to the curb. So come join us and let’s show those boys who’s boss!

And as a special bonus, your fortune on our server is guaranteed to be average luck. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your girlfriends, and let’s take our dicks and go abroad on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1579	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6346	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, bgm, cover, Craft, fanbase, fanfiction, hololive, Infinite, Kroniis, lol, lolz, memes, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Schedule, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	3278	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	1160
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Void Gems Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2627
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

#youtube, Chaos, collide, CONTENT, creativity, Fans, general, GRASS, hate twitch, Live, memberships, merch, MV, s&s, Sayu love, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayus, Schedule, Server, silly, Sync, Thread, twitch, twitter, vacation, vods, Website

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	8190
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!