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Crafty Femmes: Where Equality Rules and Creepers Drool

abroad, angry incel, average luck, Boyfriend, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dicks, Drool, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, feminist activism, femmes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insult, Men, Misogyny, not worth my time, patriarchy, Problem, rules, social justice, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with angry incels and men who just can’t handle rejection? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no men allowed” policy! That’s right, this server is a safe space for all the ladies out there who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any toxic masculinity getting in the way.

But that’s not all! If any man dares to step foot on our server and tries to start trouble, don’t worry – we have a secret weapon. Our resident boyfriend squad is always on standby, ready to defend our honor and kick any unwanted male players to the curb. So come join us and let’s show those boys who’s boss!

And as a special bonus, your fortune on our server is guaranteed to be average luck. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your girlfriends, and let’s take our dicks and go abroad on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	649638
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	93	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Items Found:	4960
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Farms Harvested:	276
Ores Mined:	6430	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9675
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	681106
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	409
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Emeralds Found:	425	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!