not too terrible Minecraft Servers

not too terrible Minecraft Servers

  • PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

    PrettyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4939
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HypeCraftFail

    HypeCraftFail
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 1483
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4456
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1466
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

    Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8384
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Penumbralcraft

    Penumbralcraft
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 8436
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Modpack Version Minecraft 1.20.1
    Server Performance High-performance, overclocked server
    Biomes Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
    PvP Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
    Base Building Curated mods for strategic base building
    Immersion Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
    Creativity Advanced tools for creative construction

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server with mods?

    A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

    Q: How can I join the Discord community?

    A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

    Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9108
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Crops Grown: 6196
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

    BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7588
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Villages Defended: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

    SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6943
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Crops Grown: 7555
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

    Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

    Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server

    WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3994
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 144 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 2271
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! -WoodCraft survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

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  • Ironclad Factions

    Ironclad Factions
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2593
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Votes: 7858 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 1222
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server

    IP pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
    Port 25555 (Bedrock supported)
    Discord https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

    About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

    What Makes Us Different:

    Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff

    Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

    Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use hacks or Xray? No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
    Is item duplication allowed? No, duplication of items is against the rules.
    Are there any language restrictions? Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed.
    Can I exploit glitches or bugs? No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed.
    How should I treat the staff? Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive.

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  • Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6

    Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9573
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7964
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we got big cats for big sex! I’m talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, all ready to get freaky with you in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.

    And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EuthanasiaMD SMP

    EuthanasiaMD SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8883
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4961 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?

    Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?

    So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!

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