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AnimeChangedMe Minecraft SMP

Anime, AnimeChangedMe, better person, CHANGE, Character development, emotional growth, Empathy, empowerment, Impact, influence, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, motivation, Movie, personal growth, perspective shift, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player is required to reenact their favorite movie or anime scene in-game. That’s right, you’ll be battling creepers with the power of friendship, building giant castles like a magical girl, and taming wolves like a true ninja warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs. Will you be the one to claim this epic weapon and become the ultimate ruler of our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe that one scene from your favorite movie will change you as a better person in real life too!

PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	742
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	149	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Emeralds Found:	3491	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	9586	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!